I feel like if you were going to commit that much time to a film project, it would be more than fair to have it in your contract to get a percentage of the back end.

Look at her with her thumbs up next to this poor humiliated little ass. She's a regular Terry Richardson, that one.

""Yes, he says this. He calls a someone's teen kid a 'bitch.'"

I mean, if it's in your neighborhood and that's the code all your neighbors have agreed to live by, and you decide to just go park in their spaces willy-nilly, you're the asshole. Because then the person whose space you took has to go take someone else's space...etc. etc. etc.

They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism.

I can remove the backbone and butterfly a decently sized raw chicken with a pair of good kitchen shears. Sharp enough ones and some traction should do the trick.

There are meat scissors that can cut through bone. They're pretty great for breaking down a whole chicken.

I assume it was a solid pair of kitchen scissors. They're made for cutting through meat after all.

The thing is that I would ignore these comments and jokes on an other site. But here, I would expect better behavior with it comes to spousal abuse.

Yeah, I agree with backbypopulardemand. The story itself is about one person doing horrifying shit to another person, but it's the comments that make me wonder about the general population.

It's just soft tissue. No bone or muscle. You can actually rip it off pretty easily.

No, the misandry is not in the story itself, it is in the many comments here that go along the line:

Well, it is just some flesh sponges wrapped in a skin tube so any decent pair of scissors should......

You can probably cut a dick off with just about anything, if you're patient enough.

That wasn't a black bar. That was the hair.

so terrorists go on a rampage in Paris because they were pissed about printed cartoons of Mohammad. Everyone is then Je Suis Charlie and "censorship is bad, mmmkay?" and then these dick heads censor a picture of a woman who was at a rally condemning censorship and extremism? is that irony? just plain ol' hypocrisy?…

Their first version:

Our most dominent chicken was the snuggliest. She would hop right in my lap and take a nap. I assumed she felt I was the boss chicken, so when I was around she could relax. Happy chickens make such sweet little purrs, trills, and coos.

sounds like my cousins who are all "wah, cats are evil, a cat SCRATCHED ME". Of course that chicken pecked at her—she had food, right outside its cage.

Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?