embiggens is a perfectly cromulent word.

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

the Far Side was the most consistently insightful cartoon ever published. It is profoundly missed.

Aw, bless his tiny male heart. He just doesn't get it.

But a much more pressing question: Why did they start?

"Ah, yes! I know this music. This is music I can bone to!"

Males humans are like bower birds, both of them have to show off how much crap they can accumulate.

That comic strip was consistently the best thing ever.

Yo, I'd do the same thing as the Bird of Paradise. It looks like so much fun.

Hey, we aren't imprisoning women for miscarriages, yet.

Now Wendy, stop hating.

Looks fake. ): The edges look sloppy and like someone used a lot of smudging/blurring, and the shadows (especially if you look at his, er, crotch area) don't look natural.

Like I sez, whatever lets you sleep at night! Medium it is!

It is what it is.

Woman: I just want to be left alone when I walk down the street.

My husband falls clearly under the "Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him." He does fully 50% of the child-rearing (when he comes home our daughter becomes his shadow), and also does the majority of cooking/ cleaning/ shopping because I'm so damn sick all the time. If I was physically able to…

Where are you getting this 20% number? Also if that number is accurate, and a fifth of guys have significant breakage with the largest condom sold in the US, then I would expect the effectiveness rate of condoms to reflect that, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Dunno if you are making fun of this or not, but this is actually a thing.