Well, you put the condom halfway on, then put it the next half of the way, then the next half...and it's like, that damn thing never gets all the way on there!

They're running toward you; they're just taking the longest possible route. :-)

*sits back and patiently waits for the male posters to jump in and start screeching that we just don't get it, condoms hurt, ok? Like, you can't feel anything ever! And it's too tight! ETC ETC*

ew awesome for whom?

This reminds me of the piece by Mallory Ortberg on Ayn Rand reviewing children's movies. She makes a good point!

Here we go. I was expecting this kind of shit but in the first comment? Jesus.

To: all of those saying we should not be praising Hebdo and his organization because they ridiculed already marginalized groups. NO, THEY DID NOT. Their targets were the same as any satirist; tyrants, blowhards, and hypocrites who preach hate instead of following the tenets of their own religion. No peace loving…

Discriminate: to recognize a distinction.

Way to bring in your black skin, sister. No one is saying you didn't have a right to be offended, everyone is saying they shouldn't deserve to die like that over a cartoon, which is exactly what you're saying.

You do understand that the drawing of a satirical cartoon does not equal discrimination, right? And that the cartoon in question actually didn't say anything negative about Islam?

Here in America we get offended by the dumb shit people say ALL THE TIME. We get offended by comedians' jokes ALL THE TIME. The issue here is mass murder. I don't know what your news media is reporting, but "no one should have been offended" is not the underlying current here. No one should have been murdered is.

"I'm not really cool with supporting hateful imagery..."

p.s. - it also reminds me of South Park...

"Dang you got a big pussy Dang you got a big pussy"
Why did you say it twice ?
I didn't.

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness. Teens will always be stupid. That's what being a teenager is for.

DANGIT BOBBY!

His muscles were strong...their love was stronger...and the measles virus was the strongest of all...and now they are both dead.

I prefer to make my own.

If that's for real, then all (just a few though!) of the penises I've ever seen were a lot shorter, but much prettier. Blech.