looks like this won't be the generation that pulls Japan out of its population death spiral.

Remind me to never get involved with someone who has "Lorena" in her name. This one, Lorena Bobbitt....

"Hart Noecker"?

Pretty sure it's from the 80's, most likely Playboy or Hustler.

Maybe he saw this cartoon?

Careful now, you responded to Kate. I expect she will get close ups of these dudes' crotches, say "size is a concern", and speculate that they're bad in bed.

Counterpoint:

Crotchnipple sounds pretty harsh, but it'll do. I think we should have: Crotchnipple = small, dick = medium, and cock = big. But how to distinguish the variations within a size? For example there's sexy big, scary big, and no-fucking-way big (or so my wife tells me). Would these be cock, big cock, and huge cock,…

All I remember is "America fuck yeah" and "it's a montage". Seems it's due for a re-watch.

"small cocks" is weird to read. I mean, every cock is a dick, but not every dick is a cock...

not all of them. I haven't seen anyone say he could have been in the pool, or tripping balls, or gotten a chill. These things are important! Too many women are like Elaine "they shrink?" Benes.

Yep. Body-shaming aside, it seems she never got the "grower vs show-er" memo. Or conveniently ignored it to give her article a part three.

Especially if done in public (SFW):

Ok, I was afraid I was missing something!

I imagine Hal doesn't do so well with the ladies...

I feel like I should get the reference, but I don't... Is that a movie quote?

back in the day, getting out of bed was less painful knowing that it (along with Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County) was waiting to be read.

My son went to a NYE party. Before we dropped him off, we suggested he might want to dress up a bit more. His response was "but these are my nice sweatpants." And he was wearing his 'fancy' soccer jersey.

grass! All these years we've been eating grass!