I can't remember what I did yesterday, but I can recall comic strips I read 30 yrs ago!

You'll need to go to the grays to see my correction. Kinja wouldn't let me edit...

Meant to type "Far Side".

For the youngs who never read the fat side:

I believe the medical term is "cum gutter".

I did a google image search to check, and who should be there but JB! At least I think that's him. not sure why Harry Potter is there...

Happy trail is an old one. Maybe so old that it's out of date. Still better than crab ladder. Eewwww.

No, they're MEDIUM - solid medium! Those club kids have crazy blood flow keeping them a full mast and then some! La la la la la la I can't hear you!

I've heard that durex is the brand given out at clubs etc., but I'm too old to know for sure. One step forward, one step back...

It's funny 'cause it's true! Well, I think they're more like a meter or so, but that rounds to four feet. That's rounding up, of course. As we tend to do. (Aren't you glad you don't date us?)

* breathes huge sigh of relief *

Any word on durex?

And they have 4 feet, because 8 inches isn't big enough.

What was wrong with "Hurricane Vinson"? You're letting the terrorists win!

I'm not buying it. The navels don't appear to be the same:

that was in Santa Fe. What's going on in NM?

I think it's how she did her makeup, but I'm thinking more like this:

still not as bad as "Joanie Loves Chachi".

that has to be your best penis-related work since your "why I hate my tiny dong" post (that was you, right?).

Sweet potatoes look a lot better as well. With penises, aesthetics all too often are overlooked.