This trilogy of trilogies is about Skywalkers

I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s Luke’s daughter for several reasons. The lightsaber calling to her is an obvious one. Her powers being so strong and learning them so quickly. Han’s obvious affinity for her...

Natalie Portman <> Keira Knightley

Wow, that must be one of the dumbest things I have ever read on deadspin. Congrats, that is really saying something.

Do you not get the difference? Sherm going after Crabtree is player on player. Fair fight, Sherm kicked his butt, and told him so. Cam bothering a fan....horrible.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

‘Jamokes’

I’m shutting it down. I’ll never peak higher than this.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

This is hucksterism at its most irrelevant and, yet, most spineless. Carly Fiorina may, somehow, be the saddest clown in this whole show.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…

Way less than 5% of the known universe use Fahrenheit or Celsius. Most of the known universe is void and inanimate so it doesn’t use either. Want to be pedantic? Fuck you.

Don’t you need to be storing syrup for the winter?

Yes, this article written by an American on an American site featuring a video filmed somewhere in the United States of America is using Fahrenheit.

Jary BERST in and buy the Mets

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Hahaha I had this same thought. “Bombing? With X-Wings? HA!”