Wow, that must be one of the dumbest things I have ever read on deadspin. Congrats, that is really saying something.

Do you not get the difference? Sherm going after Crabtree is player on player. Fair fight, Sherm kicked his butt, and told him so. Cam bothering a fan....horrible.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

‘Jamokes’

I’m shutting it down. I’ll never peak higher than this.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

This is hucksterism at its most irrelevant and, yet, most spineless. Carly Fiorina may, somehow, be the saddest clown in this whole show.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…

Jary BERST in and buy the Mets

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Tough question; if they had a healthy and committed Blackmon, would they have gone for Lee AND Robinson? Maybe so, since Robinson was always viewed as highly talented, but too many what ifs. Just a sad story of wasted talent.

He would have been another weapon, that’s for sure. I actually think the Jags have quite a bit of potential though, and the Allens (Robinson and Hurns) are both solid WRs.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

The celebration? Meh.
What IS ridiculous is grown men pearl clutching about a touchdown celebration using the cliches actual athletes and coaches in interviews.

You’re not being interviewed.
No one cares about your opinion (thus the gray font).
They play a game. (which you obviously take too seriously.)

“Or how, for whatever reason, some of the residents are carrying around ammo for handguns.” To be fair, this is essentially a world modeled off a extreme Red Scare, no gun control (GCA68) society that has been experiencing serious social disruptions due to resource shortages. It seems plausible that they’d be packing.

Only 1 in 14 people could get through..