Hello no haters please and thank you

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

“Remember the Titans?”

You can’t really be this dumb, right? Just a big Johnny Football fan with incredible blinders on? Please?

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

I think the Colts would probably be the best fit for Peyton, given the bevy of pain killers they can offer him.

Guys. Dabbing is the process of smoking marijuana concentrates. It gets you totally baked.

Josh Gordon must be pissed, he got suspended for an entire YEAR for dabbing.

Until last weekend I thought dabbing was what I do every day after class as I'm listening to the Grateful Dead.

Dabbing:

*Looks down at rig*

Guess I’m doing wrong.