I personally think that she is Luke’s kid (no idea who the mom is). Maybe she was just on a ride with her Uncle Han when the Millennium Falcon was stolen and, while Han was able to escape, she wasn’t. The crew (Han, Luke, Leia) assume she’s dead, but in reality the thieves find her and when they sell the Falcon to Fat…

Y’all can hate on Seahawks fans as much as you want, we don’t care.

I don’t have Twitter. Nor will I. But this is the first tweet that I have actually read (the first time) in the voice of the guy who tweeted it. Seriously, read it again. Jaws is in your head.

Yeah. Helmet = badass that I would fear. No helmet = weak sauce kid with daddy issues.

This bums me out. Blackmon actually seemed like he could have been an above average WR and, with the Jags actually not being terrible this year, I wonder if with him they might have actually been more than mediocre.

Gotta give Strong some love out here. Your companions benefit depends on your perks and Strong, the ridiculous oaf that he is, fits my build perfectly. I built luck and intelligence and focus a lot on my shooting and VATS performance. I armed Strong with a Super Sledge. Not only does he do most of my dirty work for me…

First Deadspin comment to actually make me laugh.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but no fuckin’ shit, Sherlock.

Yo, all I can say is that Jahlil Okafor looks like a porpoise. Seriously, google a porpoise and look at the similarity.

Am I the only one who find it hilarious that this is “dabbing”? The dabbing I know involves a rig, some oil and a torch...