BREAKING: Kings trade Hot Dog Guy to the Cleveland Browns for Paul DePodesta. It’s the first inter-sport trade in sports history!

Sure, who wouldn’t take the hot dog guy in section 212 over a package of Buddy Hield, Tyreke Evans, Langston Galloway, a top-three protected 2017 first-round pick, and a 2017 second round pick?

AJ on Jay Mariotti. I didn’t know a blog could kill a man.

Stevie Wonder Is Not Blind

Would you feel better if it was a pumpernickel ref?

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

Are you trying to get the DS staff killed. Jesus, man.

“Can you get a pile of guns?”

Dammit. Egregious oversight.

In one version of the game, you even get a GUN

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

The Cavs fired Blatt like 3 weeks earlier last year, so pretty close to the same time, when they were first in the East. But yes, it is rare.

This needs more attention. Are there more of these monsters out there? You might be shitting right next to a multi-wiping madman and not even know it. Someone call CNN.

Charmin Ultra Soft is the best paper available. Anyone who disagrees is cheap or hasn’t tried it.

Give me Cottonelle, or GTFO. 3-4 squares will do it every time.

“Cockroach? Cockroach? COCKroach? Nice.” — Gronk

I haven’t seen this big a burn from Atlanta since Sept. 1, 1864.

Apparently he can’t hit the side of a barn with his fastball, but the bottom sure does drop out of that curve ball.

You should see what happened to his brother, Michael.

Forget it, Anthony. It’s Chinatown. Also, it’s two for the price of one.