That’s the worst punishment he could have received.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

I find it kind of awesome that all the monitors in the background are playing CNN...

What is Donald Trump’s average Tuesday?

I couldn’t tell you, I’d never watch a Breitbart interview sober so I have no frame of reference.

Watching this high would be a waste of drugs.

It was great until 1:40 then i pissed myself and forgot my name

Everything is better on drugs, man.

Vengeance will be mine . . .

Phil would rocket to the top of my best coaches of all time list if all he said as a coach was complete nonsense.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Never took Zacchaeus for a Pats fan...

What accounts for his decline, though? Has he played through injury or something?

She fell into an alternate universe where a championship Atlanta team ran the ball in the 4th quarter, emulating the success the Seahawks had in winning their second Super Bowl two years earlier.

The second one. She’s Kryptonian.

The Superbowl

If it helps you at all they won’t actually provide him an education in any meaningful sense!

please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance

Me reading your comment: “What about Tim Dunc — oh... yeah, sounds about right.”

This is the perfect chance for me to show off how baseball teams have overlooked RBIs and Pitching Wins.