Anthony Crispino
anthonycrispino
3/9/17
12:23 PM
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This is by far the best part of the article. Handing out posters of NFL cheerleaders in their game day uniforms (which, let’s be honest, do resemble “modest” bikinis) to a group of kids in the heart of puberty. Dan Snyder is involved somehow. “Let’s get the next generation of fans hooked on our team. Sex sells!”

3/9/17
10:46 AM
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I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

3/8/17
3:12 PM
3

I feel like the people at my local Mexican restaurant probably call me “Nacho” behind my back. I also feel like it’s probably not a compliment. Read more

3/8/17
12:10 PM
3

Westbrook is currently averaging a triple double. He also has 16 technical fouls on the season. LeBron has 3, Kawhi has 0, Harden has 4. Read more

3/7/17
12:53 PM
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You’re in the 70's and you have to pick one: Rollie Fingers fastball to the groin, or locked in a small room with an angry Reggie Jackson for 3 hours?

3/6/17
3:36 PM
34

“Well guys he’s unproven, but he’s not BROCK OSWEILER unproven.” - NFL executives making 6 to 7 figures a year for these insights

3/6/17
10:46 AM
16

Suggestion: Have a Deadspin “ESPN Talent” fantasy league where we bet on who gets let go.

3/2/17
2:34 PM
30

If you want to dance go be a dancer. If you want to pitch quit being an idiot and throw the ball.

3/1/17
5:10 PM
5

It’s weird that with all that’s going so well in Washington, D.C. right now that we would have this slight hiccup with their football team.

2/28/17
12:51 PM
9

“And if they can’t get in to a HBCU, we have great career programs in our private prisons!” - Someone in the Trump administration, probably