anthonycrispino
Anthony Crispino
anthonycrispino

Its so you don’t have to clean. When you take a shit, you just set the whole room on fire and walk the fuck away.

Hamilton,

Viola and the worker resolved the matter, and both declined to press charges against each other

Billionaire whaling on a minimum wage worker? Are you kidding, that’s what brought him to the attention of the transition team!

Coach Knight! You’re here!

It’s a well known medical fact the human head is a superfluous body part that is simply an evolutionary relic. We hardly ever use them.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

You’d have to hire them all from the Lake Wobegon School for Refs.

Cuban is right, you know. I join him in looking forward to the day when the quality of refereeing is good enough that every official is ranked in the top 50%.

Also what isnt being mentioned is the fact that one of NJ’s biggest industries is... Pharma. We have something like 50 different small and large Pharma companies in the state. A bill like this would seriously damage NJs economy.

That was some junior varsity level sex boating. Al & Alma’s Supper Club and Charter Cruises is disappointed in you, son.

Amateurs, Ken Stabler used to show up to games still drunk.

that is a costanza

Take another look. That wallet is 85% receipts and coupons.

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

Jets fan?

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

I had no idea they had a Wikpedia page dedicated to it.

Naw, too obvious.

Had to google to see if “Syrup Country Champ” was a thing. Am overjoyed that it is.