Your choice of photo to illustrate that yes, it is indeed a tattoo, was sublime

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.

“Someone say bar?” - Johnny Manziel

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Like Arturo said, just whenever he masterfully decides to injure himself. I predict a nice 4 week stretch (fully healed on February 6) since golf is played year-round in Texas. Gotta keep that game sharp for the celebrity tournaments!

Read the headline and just assumed he’d injured himself again. I guess we’ll have to wait until four or five minutes in to the game.

Reporter: Knock knock.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Are you familiar with literally any details of the last 70 years of Chinese history

My theory is that Chinese people are also small, and thus require less food and have amassed vast swaths of wheat over the years, leading the society at large to have the cash to pay transfer fees.

The Chinese govt recently (within last decade) passed a bill that subsidizes their club’s soccer players contracts, in an attempt to develop an national sports culture and tap into their large number of Chinese soccer fans. It makes sense, they have 1.35 billion people who may want to watch local soccer, compared to…

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

Beets. There’s gotta be pickled beets in there.

Tell me about that first one again?

keeps you regular!

‘Boca Raton Bowl’ sounds like something on the early bird menu at a reasonably priced family restaurant.

I think elimination would work better.

The post-Heisman year, when he lost Kelvin Benjamin and Devonta Freeman to the pros, his TDs went from 40 to 25, his INTs went from 10 to 18 and his yards per attempt went from 10 to 8. Pile that with that with the mollywhopping Oregon put on him (remember the stumble fumble?) after their cakewalk schedule disguised…

No, no, with you completely. I figured for sure he was going to end up being another Manziel and never amount to shit, with his off-field stuff dragging him down. Or at least a Vince Young, with a couple of good showings to tease at what might have been. At this point though he’s stayed out of the news for the wrong…

Either that’s some epic satire of an overwrought movie review or that guy just loves the smell of his own farts.