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Pictured- the aforementioned jug

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Finally the Falcons might win something

Their collective dad! HA! I swear, this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day, because I don’t imagine him having four separate children - I just imagine him shitting out four people with no wife, and they happen to be musicians.

He’s actually generated BY Kinja. Gizmodo Media is actually a cutting-edge artificial intelligence company.

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

Ted Cruz looks like he smells like old coffee

r/ChildrenFallingOver

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

When asked how many weeks he would be out, Pierre-Paul, ever the optimist, held up 5 1/2 fingers.

Exactly. Hey you recording an entire concert on your iPhone...how about you just be present in the moment and watch the fucking concert?

Sale and Price in the same rotation - just in time for the holiday shopping season.

I go to plenty of Phillies games and not many enjoy her antics. Kids do, but that’s about it. Which kinda makes sense, because she’s mentally on their level.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

This is, verbatim, the blurb off the Blu-Ray box for First Take Season 3.

Its a grotesque burlesque show revealing all that is sordid and awful about sports, how could it not be entertaining?

If anyone needs some entertainment this morning, I suggest taking a look at the comments section of the yahoo sports article discussing this topic.