The scariest thing to me is that the hit did not look particularly hard. No head snap, no moment of pure, “HOLY COW! That guy got messed up!” But he obviously is in serious distress. It’s no mystery anymore that the hit does not need to look dangerous to be dangerous. I wouldn’t be surprised, after watching this…

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

Alex Smith, in a burst of managerial genius after recognizing his own severe limitations, has wisely outsourced the responsibility to score points to the secondary.

I think it was Bill Hicks who had the routine about the new President’s first national security briefing, where he sees film of the JFK shooting from angles no one has ever seen before....

[Going into brief]: Imma take out Isis and restore relations with Russia, and be tough on China.

I generally breeze past the videos/vines on this site, but I stared at that thign for a good solid few minutes.

I kept thinking, “surely I’m missing something here.”

Nope. Just THAT bad. Unbelievable.

Dude moves like Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein.

That was my first thought also. Every film session for the rest of year for the Browns should start with this clip and the coach asking “Really, what the fuck were you doing here?”

He looks like what I’d imagine it would if you let a fan play for a day

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, 66 touched that guy. A nice little pat on the shoulder as he said “Go get him” but it was a touch.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

Wow that just.. jesus.

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old peoples’ medicine for food.

Shorter version: it assures the wolves don’t eat the chickens.

Yup. These are my viewer.

There have to be outtakes of this. Can we get a clip show for the holidays?

Damn, you’ve seen right through my nom de plume!