I love that he bricked half the shots too.

But... you just did explain it.

Bam!
Enough talk- I think Anthony Crispino is onto something here.
Never would’ve thought about how the CLE area code fits in.
Great work, Anthony.
Here’s to watching the rest of the series! *raises glass*
Also, go Cubs!
Zobrist has always been one of my favorite players.
I know how foolish that is, but hey- I’m a fan.

Make America Regurgitate Again™

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

maybe, but there are a few Brewers fans that comment too; but I’ll be honest that I had to check when during the season he tore it - I thought it was one of the first series of the year, but was shocked that it was actually not until the first week of May.

Not unprecedented. The Brewers trotted out Yovani Gallardo in Game 1 of the 2008 NLDS after tearing his ACL in May of that year.

Shit yes. Anyone that spent significant time in a pediatrician’s office in the 80's knows exactly what the fuck you’re talking about.

Also: thank you for making my morning. Goofus would raw dog a broad and then never call her back. Probably give her an STD, too.

Gallant is all jimmy hats and a ride home. Goofus is raw doggin and wont call you back. Goofus is the worst, his name is a trigger for everyone of a certain age.

best unintentional typo ever.

I would pay tenths of dollars to see that.

I love the first series “Albert and Drew are Hungry”
Now I want “Ashley Feinberg is Thirsty!”

Best deli counter footage I’ve seen since Craig Heyward ran 73 yards against the LA Raiders.

Then one day he was shootin’ at some food, and up through the ground came a bubblin’ gouda. Cheese that is.

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It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very…

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”