The Browns being 0-6 is mostly irrelevant, mostly because while literally every team in the entire league has a chance to get better, the Browns will continue to do stupid shit and struggle mightily just to win 4 games.

As hateable as the Steelers, Ravens, and Bengals all are, they are all decent teams that will probably be competitive all season. Although the buttness of the Browns might still make the average buttness per team higher than any other division.

theres like a whole section of the body between the head and knees...

Impressive, but it’s not the biggest shit I’ve ever seen anyone take during Jeopardy!...

I think the challenge is which angle of the story to grab and run with...

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

+1 bend-and-snap to retrieve a dropped pen in front of a 73-year-old male cardiologist

Also as pharmaceutical reps.

Those poor blonde women. Where ever will they find new work?

In a related story, the entire Fox News staff has been let go for their lack of decent coverage of Donald Trump.

“The chocolate fountain was destroyed.”

“My new jobs program will also be my plan for solving the problem of student debt! When I’m president, every college student can choose the regular student loans, which are for losers, or they can go to my new program - they can sign up with a company, maybe Trump Tower, which is a great place, we have the best…

I’d NEVER work for Apple. NEVER. In fact, I’d rather jump off a building with a net surrounding it.

Tribe needs a strong outing from Kluber today to give the pen a rest. If Kluber goes at least 6, I think they have a good shot of winning by going Otero and then Shaw.

Watching it at work last night with a full bar here in Boston. When Miller came in everyone started talking about how much they miss Francona.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

This deserves more stars