I think this is literally the only time where it’s okay to ask a Juggalo what their opinion is.
Ashley, have you reached out to ICP or any juggalos to get their feelings on the clown outbreak? Are they proud? Annoyed? America needs answers!
I applaud his valium effort!
And that’s my favorite Mitch quote. Thanks for starring these, everybody. It’s been a lot of fun to honor these Cardinal losses by honoring a great comedic loss.
“I was at a bar, minding my own business. No one was talking to me... cause I had just did a show. This guy bumped into me, which is cool, but he didn’t apologize. He said ‘Move.’ And I thought that was rude, so I said, ‘Go to Hell.’ And then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair…
The Cardinals missed the playoffs and the Los Angeles Rams are in first place. These are magical times.
Thank you for participating.
This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.
Judging from what I usually see on Facebook, I suspect NBC edited the Brady one to remove references to non-consensual sodomy.
No, the worst-case scenario is that someone really steps up in his absence, performing just well enough to keep the Ryan circus in town for another playoff-avoiding year.
“there’s a difference between hurt and injured” trap
Why they don’t use Crispino every week is lost on me. Laugh at him every time.
+1, I’m pretty sure
This is not the type of Cardinals article I come to Deadspin for.
I will be unsubscribing from your newsletter post-haste.
Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....