I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

It was an issue with the police department based on my understanding of the issues. The officer involved in the Porter case has multiple reports on his record and from everything I’ve read it sounds like he’s a bad apple who did not follow proper procedure and quite possibly made up most of the charges.

Have you seen the arm on the hot dog guy though?

Same police department that charged Joey Porter and then the prosecutor dropped all the charges because the evidence didn’t support them. Not a good couple months for the Pittsburgh PD if these charges end up being dropped as well.

If DeMarcus Cousins is really as big of an asshole as he is portrayed to be, then I wouldn’t fault the Kings for trading him for the hot dog guy in section 212.

Yep, that’s a Steelers shirt. There’s a joke about rats, teen girls, bathrooms, and Ben Roethlisberger here somewhere but screw it, it’s Friday afternoon, I’m too lazy.

Somebody get this man a Playboy subscription!

Oh that makes me tingle in nice places. Wow that’s good.

What’s your favorite Deadspin article ever (not written by yourself)?

Hawaiian Sweet Bread or gtfo.

He needs to fix his damn collar. And also not tolerate rapes.

“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref

- Marvin Harrison

Does any other sport fire head coaches when they are in first place this deep into a season?

Big difference between Cottonelle and Cottonelle Ultra my friend. Ultra is 3-ply and is far superior to the standard Cottonelle. If the world ran out of Charmin the Cottonelle Ultra would be my go-to for sure. The ridges are nice. The texture helps with removal.

You wipe multiple times with the same sheets? You’re a monster.

The TP question is entirely dependent on brand. If you’re using some “value” brand like Scott’s where you can see through it, then by all means use 30 sheets on that first wipe and your finger will still poke through it. If you’re using some middle tier brand like Angel Soft then 5 or 6 sheets is completely…

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$10 or 2 for $20 great deal you buy!

Oakley’s response has reportedly been, “Do I have to?”