I’m starting to think this “Goodell” guy isn’t very “good” at all!

I actually think it’s a great coaching move. Public embarrassment is a great teaching tool. Bet that kid won’t do it again.

The thought of going home to Olivia Munn is enough to inspire any man to greatness.

Did you watch him sitting on the field after the play? He had the classic thousand yard stare that is one of the first signs of a concussion.

He’s their #1 source of clean urine, that’s why they drug test him so often.

No no no, you put the bread in a bowl made of old aluminum foil and you pour the milk over it and heat it by blowing on it. Depression soup!

I was typing this same joke when I saw yours. +1 Baptist minister in a pontoon boat.

I listen to Mike & Mike every morning on my morning commute. It’s the easiest thing to ignore on the radio.

It’s crazy how many of these professional athletes and movie stars and other wealthy people still have problems even with all their money. It’s almost like they’re still people.

There were a LOT of people in Cleveland (including the sports media) who thought giving up Anthony Bennett in the Kevin Love trade was too much.

Early stories on this topic mentioned “terroristic threats”, which is not what it sounds like. This is a common charge in PA for threatening harm on another person. The charge was later clarified as “disorderly conduct”.

I’m not mad that he was on a boat. I’m mad that he completely disregarded the second half of the equation that equates to a successful water surface lifestyle. It’s boats AND HOES. No wonder the Giants lost. Amateur.

Tim, they called “roughing the passer” on this penalty. Which this hit was not. It could definitely be considered unnecessary roughness since he lead with his helmet, but the call on the field was not correct.

Graham crackers were literally invented to reduce teen boys’ sex drives.

A man named after the most boring cracker eating the most boring condiment. COLOR ME SURPRISED.

He bears a striking resemblance to the main character on the old satire site “Black People Love Us”.

The Ravens are expected to upgrade to the Smith SL model during the offseason.

I like how the story has become so well known in the sports world that you didn’t even need to explain the title.

I knew Elvis was still alive! He looks good for his age.

Still waiting for there to be a “White Whitely” on a lax roster somewhere. I know it will happen eventually.