So they aborted his contract?

Game clock time or actual elapsed time?

I bet that Penguin lives in Jacksonville.

Oranges: The preferred fruit of jugglers everywhere.

Nice. +1

I thought that kicker looked tall. Checked the Old Dominion roster. Yep, he’s 6'6". The things we do to pass the time at work the Friday before Christmas...

“HEY! ‘Do You Wanna Build a Snow Man’ is OUR thing! Back off with your Kung Fu Panda bullshit, Dreamworks!” - Disney

I am not. Was it obvious?

This is much better than mine. Good work.

This is probably a really really stupid theory, but the amounts of money coming out of Asia don’t surprise me. Family dynasties/companies in China have been building their fortunes for many centuries longer than families/companies in Europe, haven’t they?

Of course, how could I forget! That’s the soup that comes before the main course. Pickled beet soup.

I hope he used neatsfoot oil and not some bullshit like linseed oil.

Finely shredded lettuce, garbanzo beans, water chestnuts, and finely ground mild beef mush, with a complimentary Werther’s Original for dessert!

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

Holy shit. He only got community service and counseling for that? He hit her harder than Floyd Mayweather.

To be fair, Saint Attila was armed with a holy hand grenade. Not many empires would be able to stand against such armaments.

What is your favorite Christmas cookie?

I thought Cam Newton would win a Super Bowl. I know that’s easy for me to say now, but it’s true.

I thought he was a head case who would have a very hard time transitioning to the NFL lifestyle and wouldn’t handle the fame well. I basically thought he would end up doing everything that in reality Johnny Manziel was the one who ended up doing it.