Supreme Court here we come!

Do they sell nipple t-shirts? I would search for it but I’m at work.

“Oh your sixth round kicker didn’t do so good? Must be nice.” - Tampa Bay fan

Well in Eli’s defense, those are the only kind of books the Bengals have in their locker room.

How are the Chiefs 7-2?

I have a theory. Theories are like buttholes. Everyone has one and they all stink. But this is my theory. He looks like this in these pictures because the CIA or NSA or FBI or whatever acronym just got done telling him, “Look, you screw this up and we will literally end you.”

Yes, he went to his right to block the rushing linebacker. The linebacker continued sideways, but at first it appeared he was going to rush the A gap. Cam Erving is terrible, but this particular sack was not his fault.

The C was engaging the LB rushing to the right. Not his fault on this one.

THAT’S THE WORST BLOCKING I’VE EVER SEEN. I’M NOT EVEN A BROWNS FAN AND I’M PISSED. GOOD LORD AT LEAST TTTTRRRRRYYYYYYYY TO BLOCK HIM!!!!!

That’s because the amount of money bet on cricket worldwide dwarfs the amount wagered on NFL/MLB/NBA games. There’s a lot of money interested in getting it right.

“It’s a friendly robot...this time.”

Sunday NFL games can be watched for free over the air with an antenna. It has much less to do with cord cutting than ESPN’s subscriber losses.

The Browns will beat the Steelers this year.

Did they do this while the plane was in flight or do they all just have too much booze and blow in their systems to hold still?

When am I getting my own secondhand sports news column? I’m trying to branch out.

Does EVERY Walgreen’s have a leaky roof?

Glad to see Drew’s nipples making a return guest appearance.

I like plums too! They’re delicious. Nom nom indeed!