Be careful with Dad jokes. You never know what their impact can be. 

BTW, your dad called - he wants his jokes back ...

And then stiff Harry for the bill

Dad, I want to decimate all when I grow up. How do I go about that?

Whahaha!  Love it!

So of us had to walk to school uphill both ways through raging June blizzards and would have loved the bus. 

Seriously?  Give me a break.

All the weight was in the rear of your pants, amirite?!?!

Big props to Honda for donating Championship White for this cause.

It looks like a catfish someone stepped on. Also $33k is dangerously close to “just get an EV” territory for me.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

But then proceeded to adjust it completely wrong.

So one of my students last year explained the reasoning behind stancing a car after I made a similar comment, and it comes down to drifting. The major caveat, though, is that a true drift car will have only a moderate amount of stance, whereas all the hella obnoxious ones are basically the equivalent of a super lifted…

I would rather have an old Dodge Dart.

This is a rock solid comment.

This comment is a work of art. Not quite toddler sketches on the side of an Audi level, but art none the less.

This comment really only scratches the surface of the issues at stake here. Comments like this should be expected to dig a bit deeper.

Sounds like the parents have a rocky relationship with that dealer now. I’m sure there’s another dealership with in a stone’s throw that they could go to, and draw attention from a salesperson, so that they can get a concrete deal on a new car.