anthony-a-verde
Your dad called — he wants his jokes back
anthony-a-verde

Poor Dinky!

“What? No roof rack?”

sunroof doodle with perfect aerodynamics

starred for doodle

Man, never would have thought that a Mazda5 would be such a chick magnet. 

So it’s the show us the “Junk in your Trunk” contest?

What’s the statute of limitations on murder?....that will determine if I my friend can share my his photo.

Is there a prize for having the worst, sloppy, poorly organized trunk? Cuz I could win that. It’s totally filled, but everything is criss-crossed, lots of negative space, and pulling out one thing pulls everything out.

So when’s the AMG version coming?

Couldn’t Really (be of) Value at that price. Maybe if it had a K20 and about 1/2 the miles...

Psyche!!

When punning, you must choose to fish or cut bait. E-fish-ency leads to the surest path to mastery. If you choose to be a baiter, you can master that as well (but we sure as hell wouldn’t want to hear about it). 

No, that thing is like 7 feet high. If I pooped on it, it would be physically awkward and emotionally traumatizing.

It’s a lot of money, but I sure wouldn’t Dodge this truck. Hopefully everyone agrees and we Ram home a NP win!!

I’m with you, man. Plus Panda steaks are delish!

I miss the COTD and the questions of the day. 

60% of the time, all the time?

Ok here goes

They both Ott to thank their lucky stars that they were fine.