Apparently, this fool had a similar bucket list item — just went about it the wrong way.

Hah!

“Better than tying the dog to the rear bumper.”
- Clark Griswold

P.S. Roof rack was full of luggage.

Starred your doodle back!

Every OCD reader is twitching like mad right now.

We’re good with any of those photos.

Sincerely,
A police officer friendly Jalopnik commenter

Definitely a more excitable title!

Is there a prize for cutest object in the trunk? We packed our Mazda5 full for a week-long cottage trip and left enough room for the family pup to lay down comfortably. Just had to be gentle on the gas to ensure she wasn’t squashed by the laundry basket full of groceries:

You’re opening up a can of worms with this contest. 7-up did something similar with unfavourable results:

This makes me happy in all the right and nostalgic ways. I was the proud owner of the Super Van City as well as the glitter paint series:

I’d be okay with this since I see it more as an event — like a 4th of July fireworks show.

1. Activate top down
2. Grab folding lawn chair
3. Watch top fold down
4. Raise top back up
5. Repeat steps 1 and 5 for entire day

But can I lower my top and achieve the 0-60 time simultaneously?

So when’s the AMG Black version coming?

Well, that’s one way to deal with the Metris’ stupid rear seat setup!

I approve.

Here’s What I Learned:

Yeah, this attempt really blows. But, hey, you tried!

No other explanation — Musk “does good at rockets”.

I knew you were just kitting around.

Scrolled down here to make sure you’re still at it. Bonus point for the use of psyche (or ‘sike’). Nice touch of 90's childhood nostalgia.

How does one... come to the conclusion that they’re a baiter?

Word.