You may find yourself very conflicted when standing in front of one of these then:

Consistency and perseverance: the keys to becoming a master of puns.

Keep on Expressing yourself through the are of punnery, Young Panda. I hope you find these words of encouragement to be a bit of a pickup.

The cuter the animal, the tastier.

Listen. Would Cool Runnings have been a success if Coach Blitzer just gave up on the Jamaican bobsled team? No. He saw potential. Just like I see potential in our friend, Panda Steaks.

Even if COTD was no longer a thing, shouldn’t we all be striving for COTD-worthiness? While I love cars and car news, 60% of the time I come to Jalopnik is for the comments.

Y’know what? I’ll give you a star for effort. Needs some refinement, but we all start somewhere.

Hang in there, young man.

They both must be built like a Tänk.

As I’m currently seeking new employment opportunities, I’m now wondering how I can use this as inspiration for potential interviews...

“Sir, I am a very dedicated person. See the grease under my fingernails? I was up until 2 a.m. changing out lower control arms on my Mazda5. Those ball joints are a pain in the ass,…

I’ve replaced all light-coloured pants in my wardrobe with dark pants just for this reason alone.

I could get on board with that. We need more car-inspired vehicles with a third row.
-Mazda5 owner

It’s not my fault the auto industry has stripped me of my optimism.

I missed the part where it’s going to be an active lifestyle crossover with an available EV version.

And here I thought they were just so *beep*ing excited to be on the mother *beep*ing moon!

I’d say that rock really tore him a new axle.

Consider it a public service.

Kinda like crash test dummies wrecking cars for everyone else.

He may not have been laughing at the time, but I’m sure the video will have him rolling now. 

What in the world is he dune?!

Or purchase your own welder, watch hours upon hours of YouTube how-tos and learn the hard-but-much-cheaper way.