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So much for being grounded to the ground

What a crappy way to put out a fire.

Yes, 10000x yes!

Or human rights.

Those mechanics must be really worn out and tired by the end of a race weekend. I’d be completely deflated on Monday morning.

That will almost immediately end up in a bunch of broken pieces. #nailedit

I’ll take a meth-laced Warhead over a black cherry Warhead that can burn and scar your tongue if you eat more than 3 of them.

Where did you trick or treat as a child?

Any Mazda Rotary: Fun Bag of Doritos.

Happy Halloween!

4 seats, big trunk, all wheel drive?

Gonna call the wife right now.

#jaloplifehack

You should definitely give yourself a one star rating, to alert yourself of your shady business practices. 

I’m my own mechanic, but I overcharge myself anyway, because I’m a jerk.

I wood like this one please.

Not a bad idea.

Depends on if you need roads or not, and great Scott’s right side was currently going where it didn’t need roads. So, it’s ok.