Spoiler alert - he survives.

Shagohod wagon

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that wouldn’t work out so well.

I hope it makes production with the name as is. It will break so many databases. 

Road salt and Mazda. You have bigger problems.

My mazda5 has grown up with our kids. It's not super clean but it's not a pigsty. I let my kids eat and drink in the car but we always clean up our mess. The one thing that I will not let the kids play with is fucking slime. My wife bought the kids slime at a rest stop one time and that shit got fucking everywhere.…

Maybe if you cleaned it more than once every 6 years, it maybe easier!

Waiting for the “they shouldn’t race here thing its unsafe” argument like pocono

London is a true conflagration of hillbillies, students, middle-aged moms scrolling Instagram while driving and typical asshole drivers. Throw in ungodly amounts of snow and it’s a pretty combustible situation.

(laughs) Youabian Puma for $1 million or nothing at all for me!

If I had that much cash lying around, I would probably buy literally anything else. CP

That’s a Camaro front end.

It probably won’t be noticeable once the obligatory push bar grill guard is installed.

Milan, Michigan (not the one in Italy, as is commonly mistaken)

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

A great Display of wit!

You are instrumental in starting pun threads.

Nicely dialed-in response.

I’m just going to gauge the responses of the commenters here.