anthony-a-verde
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anthony-a-verde

Jeep Compass, hands down.

I’ve rented two of them....my god did driving it make me cringe 

Very entertaining, although I can’t seem to enjoy the hijinks without grumbling over the rampant misuse of these lights out on the streets every day. Which is why I refuse to call them anything but “Asshole Lights” since assholes drive around in broad daylight with these stupid things blazing away, often mounted front

Or just block the last turn. 

Hahah my first thought exactly.  Well played.

I hope you don’t have the same philosophy on the street. And if you do, please let me know where you live so I can avoid you.

OMFG that made my day!
thanks

We are not talking about video games, this is real life racing. So yes, I completely agree with you.

Damn, 5 in ‘94?  I feel old now :(

Wait, we’re not throwing turtle shells out the window, backwards? Do I get a banana to toss onto the racetrack?

I enjoyed my long conversations with them about how the only thing that’s special that they do is the body.

I remember playing Indianapolis 500 and seeing how fast I could be going and how squarely I could hit the car going the opposite direction.  Then watch the replay to see how long it took the parts to fall.

I’m holding out for Outside 2K20 for PS4.

that was my first thought, I ran to the comments because I remember them being super butthurt last time we collectively called this thing stupid.

I’m dissapointed, maybe they hired a social media person ^^
The thing is still stupid tho ^^

That’s what my five-year-old self thought, as well, when playing “Nascar Racing” (the 1994 game) on the PC.

If I could give you more than one star I would...

Audi BurghBlaster

Village Slaughter or Villages Laughter?

Take your star, you magnificent bastard. Now I can’t unsee it.

I actually learned to drive stick in a Mazda 626, I think it was an 87. My friend’s dad bought it as a beater, he was happy to let us practice in it. Usually without him present. Wait, did we even have licenses? I sorta think not. Good times.