Or purchase your own welder, watch hours upon hours of YouTube how-tos and learn the hard-but-much-cheaper way.

Thanks for the crash course. This story was bang on. Talk about making an impact in automotive racing safety!

Just wait for FNF14 - Harry’s Redemption.

Meh, the feds got his back, so the taxpayers will take care of it in the end.

Anything is possible when you overnight parts from Japan.

When the cool kids got their “license”:

Or. Just simply avoid driving east-to-west/west-to-east. Boom. You’re welcome.

If I were playing Gran Turismo for the first time and needed a decent vehicle to start with, then absolutely!

However, this is reality. I love 3000GTs, but could think of better ways to spend $7,000+.

While I do agree with that commandment for the most part, I’d say it’s equivalent to dudes never kicking other dudes in the balls. As a guy, I agree with this too, BUT there are definitely exceptions in either cases. 

Just saying.

Definitely stopped me in my tracks.

So, it sounds like there’s an underlying Jalop-Top-Tip here: If you’re ever in a situation where you need to seek revenge on an XLR owner, threaten to bash in their taillight. If they know their car as well as they should, they will fall to their knees and kiss your feet.

Got $3,000+?

I guess the i in i3 stands for introvert. This setup is right up my alley! Only thing that’s missing is a partition between the rear passenger and the driver.

Your response to that poor fella’s comment is such a load of crap.

And 3M for the horsepower stripes.

The combination of performance and hideous front end remind me of those photos of athletes’ faces in action — powerful but funny looking:

Very cool to see that 45-layer image come together. One of my favorite Photoshop-related videos... along with this series:

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

This includes:
• Bumper stickers
• Fake vents
• Stance
• Big wings
• Head/tail light tint
• Auxiliary lighting illuminated during the day
• Buy a new Dodge Dart