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The joy this thread is bringing me is greater than that of a toddler in a glass room full of rocks... and Audis.

Cool news about the S2000, but I’m really excited to see that Honda CNJC Type R come to life.

And that microcar looks like a futuristic version of my kids’ Cozy Coupe.

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Let’s enhance that trailer a bit. Before starting the trailer, play this in another browser tab:

Yeah, I’m with you. I’ve been driving Mazdas since I got my license, but if given the opportunity to shop for a new vehicle, I’d probably end up in a Hyundai.

Pretty sure we sang a song all about this in kindergarten...

In the end, the terrier dies.

The price is right, but I’m gonna need a forensic scientist to sweep the interior first.

The ones in the driver’s seat actually.

I’d rather watch this (again):

I feel like Ken Block’s motto is straight outta Lion King: Hak-hoon-a Ma-khana.

Plot twist: will have an engine built by Jaguar.

Updated:

Check it out – he’s holding one pumpkin for you and one for himself.

We live in Ontario, Canada... where 99% of the population believes all wheel drive = ability to drive 120+ km/h in ice, sleet, or snow without incident.

I’ll buy into that if it means a GTR on my driveway.

Let me know how it goes so I can call mine.

Perfect consumer top tip.

“Honey, I know you were wanting a Subaru because of their decent resale value. BUT! Let me show you this handy chart from iSeeCars.com. The GTR will be much better bang for our buck.”

But at the same time, hire a click farm to give you a ton of 5 star ratings to then restore your self-worth.

Good time to be a hacker, though.

I particularly enjoy this one:

Leaf it to $kaycog to go out on a limb and bark out a pun! 

Just wait for the bumper stickers where gas stations BP’n on EV charging stations. Probably won’t happen for another 76 years though.