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Well now you’ve gone and let the cat out of the bag.

Quick, everyone personalize your license plates to NULL...

...or 80085.

I believe this guy just earned himself a lifetime supply of Joe Boxer underwear. Heck, throw some sponsor decals on the bike, too.

Wow. 

First, the hinting of a lifted Veloster. Now a drifting van.

I think I’m becoming a Hyundai fan boy. Sorry Mazda. Start having more fun and maybe we’ll talk again — perhaps a 4WD MPV, like the good ol’ days?

And this will be me at precisely 4:15pm because I don’t believe in 9 to 5.

Hit 88MPH and any form of danger is left in the past.... way in the past:

“But does it have a rear bumper dent or not??”

But will it signal?

No love for Mitch Hedberg anywhere. Disappointed. 

Easily any of the vehicles from this lot:

This is the equivalent of saying: “Parking the Bentley between the McLaren and the Bugatti is easy.”

Being in the design industry, I am used to folks not always taking my (or other designers’) expert advice seriously. So it’s my turn! I SAY GUARD ALL THE THINGS AND LEAVE THEM ON!

My kinda lady!

This breaks my heart.

Buzz was always lightyears ahead of his time.

Casting my vote:

I feel like you’re the kinda fella who votes CP when it is indeed a very NP.

Nah, those babies are all grown-up millennials. So it’s dead millennial jokes now.

This car is the equivalent of discovering your favorite car in Gran Turismo has the racing modification available.