Not just a username — it’s a duty.

This guy wants in:

I cayenne only imagine how Tesla is feeling after macan such big claims only to get passed by Porsche. They cayman they failed on the ‘ring. Better call 911 after that burn.

As this a-hole once said:

Imagine the look on the Wiking’s face when it finds out the VW will always be the more successful one.

Oh wait...

...did you just get into an accident?

“In proper reimagined-by-Singer style...”

Sounds like brothers are the worst for crashing cars.

...I’m a brother. I haven’t crashed. Yet.

Always good to give comment readers context.

Pretty much what it looks like when I sneeze in someone’s car.

Leaked image:

Yeah, well, life’s not always Faraday.

Did they do a test where the dummies were asleep at the wheel?

This will confuse the heck out of the British passengers when you tell them to put their drink in the boot.

Thanks. I think I’m coming down with something — I gotta PHEVer.

“Introducing the all new Mitsubishi Miragero PHEV4WUVR.”

Looks like it already has quite the fan base.

And the Toyota mechanics are particularly fond of the underside view.... when they get the opportunity to see it.

What can I say? I’m a baleen whale enthusiast — the Avalon’s right up my alley.

Definitely some good looking sedans — especially the Camry. Just one question:

Does it dent?

Stickers? I like stickers. I need more stickers.