Just a shame both of those cars didn’t take more of the design cues from the curve — other than their general sporty shape.

Oh wow, that’s a good looking Astra. Especially in the blue.

Also known as Saturn’s gate-gate scandal.

But, who wore it better?

As a big fan of Mazda, it pains me to say the Saturn looks way better than the RX8. I’d also say the same when comparing the styling of the ~’07 Astra 4-door hatch (2-door as well, of course) vs first and second generation Mazda3 hatches. I still give the Astra an approving nod when I see it…

Where have I seen this car before...

...oh right:

Wow, comment of the day?! Color me green with envy.

Congratulations!

Whatever happed to cheat codes.... or GameShark?!

I miss the good ol’ days.

Is this track available in reverse? Wet weather mode? Dynamic day-to-night settings?

Is it just me or does anyone else see a resemblance between Jason and Luigi in that cover photo?

I hear ya. I swapped out the rear signals for LEDs on my Protege5 back in the day, but ended up using the flasher as well — wasn’t confident enough to splice into the factory wiring. The crazy thing was I also installed LED brake light bulbs, but for some reason they interfered with my cruise control — cruise would…

Saw a Dodge Journey with red LED front turn signals. Didn’t even bother to install resistors to fix the hyperblink — that alone is a crime in my books.

I was thinking Trump in Silicon Valley.

pps: you can have a free flamethrower to test out the Taycan’s fire resistance.

Maximum Turbo Overdrive sounds like a really exciting SNES race game. Now I need me some 8 bit synth wave music.

Definitely wanna know if there’s any turbo lag.

I can’t change headlight lightbulbs in my Mazda5 (pretty much a Ford, right?) without cutting my knuckles up.

Customer and family go to service department, bleeding everywhere: “Look, the seat frames Taurus skin to shreds. Here, let me SHO you.”

Service department manager: “We have some Flex-ibility in our schedule. Allow my assistant to Escort you to our waiting room while we Figo out the problem.”

Hopefully Ford’s service departments will really Focus in on the hearts and souls of these owners and let them Escape with safer vehicles.