I will navara stop!

And many folks would NV you seeing you Livina dream. You could be all like “Cima car? Jealous??”

Keep your eye to the sky...lark.

Nothing like punning around for just for kicks.

That, my friend, is the Altimate Nissan pun.

We need to take a Stanza against these high prices.

That price just ain’t fair, lady.

That’s what my ex-girlfriend, Gloria, always said.

Speaking of horses, let me introduce you to my race horse, Miss Sarajevo.

Sorry, I just got stuck in a moment I can’t get out of.

Seriously. I’d have no desire to see this happen as it would not have been a beautiful day — in fact, it’d probably have been on a Sunday... a bloody Sunday... of a new year. One thing is for certain: I’m sure we’d all agree that the moment of surrender would be the sweetest thing.

...I take no pride in what I just…

Does that mean he’s not coming on Season 4 of The Grand Tour then?

Wish this had more stars.

It’s just, y’know, it’s … you’re just funny. It’s … you know, the way you tell the story and everything …

Did his clubs look suspiciously clean?

Hahaha.

Yeah, the ‘);DROP TABLE admins;-- is the database trim.

No kidding — people will be crawling under the car looking for footnotes and disclaimers.

I see so many other possibilities too — like a huge improvement over these:

Just wait ‘til the Hyundai Null comes out.

Seeing as then-Top Gear hosts pronounced the name of the Kia Cee’d as (“Cee apostrophe D”), I’d have loved to hear them introduce this car as it does a hot lap around the track.