Closest I ever got to this was when my dad got me a Team Losi RC buggy for my 10th birthday and turned our 30'x40' backyard into a dirt track with a couple of jumps here and there. Problem was we had a couple of cats and gophers in the yard, so there were a few on-track obstacles to avoid — really helped to hone in…

Light’n up!

I’m shocked at the frequency of puns in the comment sections — seriously, watt a joke.

Clearly I can’t resist joining in though.

Well played.

Bah! This has made getting a new car nearly impossible. I mean, I was considering a new manual Mazda3, but now... more options. Thanks a lot.

Believed to be the primary owner of 11foot8.com.

Clearly the city has a very sick sense of humor. And I bet you the city is running 11foot8.com... they’re making a killing off these too-tall trucks.

If anything, it looks like he sees the truck coming, looks at the bridge, does the quick calculation in his head and lets fate do its thing.

God bless that pedestrian.

I love the lack of any reaction from the pedestrian standing on the corner. Not that I’m surprised seeing as this is such a common thing.

If said tablet has voice-to-text capability, Santino Ferrucci would be all over that... assuming Indy adopts said tablet technology.

Hah, what you did there. I would’ve seen it... had there been better headlights.

This is my kinda a humour. I came. I read. I will leave a star and then leave satisfied.

You.. you mean wheelie ridiculous, right? Just trying to steer you in the right direction.

Is it wrong that I’d trade my entire vehicle for this? At that price, it’s about even. Except this would cost less in maintenance and upkeep.

I know that feeling.

I appreciate you and your wealth of knowledge. Thank you.

I would love something like this; but instead of intense Eurobeat via the gas pedal, it would be suspenseful music from the Bourne series whenever a police vehicle is on your 6:

Here’s a star for your sword! 

And Photoshop was still a few years off. Man, what a task that would’ve been.

“We need dimmer lights. No! No flash!”