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It’s like the GTI of Chevys.

Definitely wasn’t a truck. So.. yeah.

While I did like the look of the late generation Celica, the 14-year-old in me would’ve wanted this instead of either the Integra or Celica. There was something about a car tuned by “Spoon” *chuckle*:

Didn’t even click play yet, and I’m impressed. 

Agreed! Like, I feel like I’m making the same face as this car the whole time I watch these races:

10/10!

Ain’t that the truth! Just look how happy they are:

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Where these folks is from, they don’t need no Google Maps to tell ‘em what t’do.

Dadgummit!

At least your ‘Shopped image has the eyes in the correct spot — I hate how windshield eyes became a thing. Hate it!

Dat tire stress doe

Here’s hoping! Otherwise, you may as well look into the Maserati Kubang with a custom badge.

Actually, that trim is reserved for the up and coming Bronco with wood panelling.

Definitely explains why they haven’t used it then.

Pretty sure they’ve got a whole list of names lined up actually:
• Boulder
• Jackhammer
• Plumber
• Kumbang
• Slagger
• Plumber XL
• Alligator
• Woodpecker
• Bison
• Muskox
• Moose
• Beefsteak
• Chipotle
• Hot Tamale

But does it drive underground?

Well... speed holes didn’t really catch on past 1995.

Oh the irony if the arrow ricocheted and ended up hitting Mark.