All these issues are going to result in very bad Karma.

There’s also something about that repetitive jingle, followed by the loud “purr” of the generator fixed to the back of the truck as it drives past.

Hopefully the driver doesn’t rear end a Nissan then get rear-ended by another Nissan... otherwise he’ll be serving Nissan ice cream sandwiches.

CP all day.

Obligatory:

I don’t know — just looked like a Dumbreck to me.

And then immediately apologize for being loud.

Tesluck?

Ohm, you’ve sparked my curiosity as well. I bet this thing can carry quite the load.

Valhalla ‘bout that. Looking forward to seeing Daniel bond with this car.

I also feel like a company confident in its 250k “vehicle” wouldn’t get its feathers ruffled and need to defend itself in Jalopnik’s comments section. If that were the case, Elon would be trolling Jalopnik 24/7.

And “Best in its class”.

I’m okay with that — that’s twice the chances of crashing it.

What are the chances this will be Trump’s new presidential “limo”?

So does that mean this new Tank is going to be driven by someone twice as horrible as Jake Paul?

NP just for the quality of pictures alone. They invoke a nostalgic 90's car magazine ad kinda feel. Very impressed — even if this thing had a ton of gremlins. Plus, it’s a RWD wagon.

I am. And the irony of people being so exhausted in their Telsas seeing as the cars themselves aren’t [exhausted].

Now this is snooze worth reporting! 

Why did you turn, Samir? Why did you turn?!