Your dad called — he wants his jokes back

anthony-a-verde

6/14/19

I only have so many star to giiiiive.

6/14/19

Oh, you mean you don’t actually drive a Ferrari to pickup a gallon of milk, chips, and magazines from the variety store?

6/14/19

Wouldn’t surprise me if he sunk many hours into that game as a child, too.

6/14/19

I was particularly fond of the 3rd in the series and the country-specific music.

6/14/19

Not really a motorcycle guy now, but when I was 9 years old, I was really into motorcycles:

6/14/19

Also... McLaren ~~Speedtail~~ Smoketrail — fixed it for you.

6/14/19

Any chance this prototype is running on Norwegian hydrogen?

6/14/19

Agreed — this applies not just on the race track or rally course, but the highway and city streets as well.

6/14/19

Thank you much.

6/14/19

One might say he has... Rok solid reflexes.

Also, I’d love a translation of what the co-driver says immediately after.

6/13/19

That mail truck was no snail — the driver really letter rip!

6/13/19

A Hindenberg would also be acceptable.

6/13/19

Needs yellow splitter guards.

6/12/19

Imagine when all was said and done, it turned out to be an EcoSport with a bodykit? Oh man, those 200 buyers would be ticked.

6/12/19

Scandinavians be all like: “Let’s make environmentally friendly hydrogen station!”

Hydrogen station be all like: “Norway Josefsøn!”

6/12/19

Escalade/Palisade — tomato/tomawto.

6/12/19

Awesome. And just think of how easy it is to lower these bad boys! One pull of the lever and you’ve got yourself a slammed racer.

6/11/19

Would the commentators be considered... armchair experts?

6/11/19

Should make for some fun trolling opportunities:

6/11/19

Easy fix if you’ve got a roll of chicken wire laying around: