Your dad called — he wants his jokes back

anthony-a-verde

6/6/19

That’d be too simple. If anything, they’ll use the Mirage platform.

6/6/19

Oh, it’ll happen — in the form of a millenial-friendly EV crossover — the MontEVro

6/6/19

C’mon, it’s so easy — the Kia Preconoscenza.

6/6/19

No, it’s not a Buick. It’s a Potenza.

6/6/19

The Influenza.

6/6/19

The Atenza.

6/6/19

This is one car Kia hopes people will hold closely. Don’t forget to count the headlights, though...

6/6/19

Yeah, the Stanza.

6/6/19

Budget cuts on the UX front.

6/6/19

Problem is the concept sketch has been done in silver. Nobody notices silver cars. Make it any color of the rainbow and maybe it’d stand a chance.

6/6/19

Unlike the demographic for their Seltos who is constantly distracted.

6/6/19

It’s the new... *scrolls up* ....Tonydanza. And don’t you forget it.

6/6/19

Imagine? Being in a tight parking spot, opening your door only to tap the vehicle next to you which happens to be equipped with one of these.

6/4/19

Wow. I don’t think any more douchebaggery could possibly be packed into an 8 second clip.

Also, wow. Douchebaggery is a legit word.

6/4/19

The space between SEL and TOS is bugging the heck out of me — the keming needs work.

6/4/19

This answers my question.

6/4/19

Are you also living in Canada???

6/4/19

Seeing as a kidney comes in at over $200,000 on the black market... I think I’d rather put that money towards something a little more eccentric.

6/3/19

That captain was literally cruisin’ for a bruisin’!

5/31/19

Triumph Studios.