Looks like they’re really... Cadi-lacking these days.

I always preferred the “Three easy payments of just $166.67! But wait, there’s more!” method.

I love it! Reminds me of this:

This. I need this.

Also, love the license plate.

One time, shortly after buying my used Mazda2, I was cut off by another driver oblivious to my existence. I was livid. Furious! And, naturally, I had to let him know my feelings. I laid on the horn, only to find out my horn sounded like a juvenile goose with a cold, losing its voice.

I suddenly went from furious to…

And here I am still trying to save up for this kind of setup.

If you have a passenger, you have three.

Lamborghini did crooked wheel arches better.

I know, right. I’m tempted to legit Photoshop a rally Stinger.

Pitting Chevy against Ford? That’s Kohl-blooded. Can’t wait to see the shirt hit the fan.

Problem solved:

Ah man — well, if you ever get a chance to play NFS II, I recommend it. Classic.

Speaking of childhood memories....

How about this?

Darn kids with their crooked hats and baggy pants and Walkmans! Hooligans I tells you.

Only 28,000km?! NP!

I still see silver paint — it ain’t that bad.

Odd that the Subaru BRZ is up there, but not the GT86 or FRS? Or is it just assumed that those two would be included?

*Slow clap*

I think if you have the intellect to successfully pull off a heist like this in a clean, responsible manner, you’ve earned your right to keep said car.

Sounds very much like the Clio V6 Renault Sport! But more Korean. And more electric.

Not to mention obviously customized trailers with lifted frames to allow clearance for said 95 Civics — or in this case... Mustangs.