anthony-a-verde
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anthony-a-verde

Independence Day came to my mind at first, but yes! Men in Black! Why does Mr. Smith seem to show up whenever the earth is threatened by aliens?

These guys will.

Even more analog is this.

Came here to do this. You win. Have a star.

If this gets NP status, I feel like I could ask $12,000 for my 2011 Mazda2 with only 68,000km. But I’d totally let it go for $7,500.

Any takers??

Cluh-ass-eeeeeee.

My 6-year-old daughter can NOT handle when I use a British accent. Like... violently hates it. Yet, my brother-in-law is British and she has no qualms about his accent. I don’t get it.

But it makes for a fun time during story time slipping little bits of British accent in here and there to see if she can catch it.

I guess instead of ‘hit the gas’, ‘petal to the metal’, ‘floor it’, or ‘step on it’ one can now say ‘mash the barleycorns!’

You beat me (as well as 99% of the other commenters here) to the punch. Well done.

Anyway, he certainly made an impact on that ceremony.

Totally putting my Mazda2 emblem on my Mazda5...

...am I doing it right?

Ah, just after high school. Rural Ontario. Just got my full license and was told about a hill locally named “end of the worldnot far from where I lived. Couple of friends and I went over to check it out in my mom’s ‘02 Protege5. Took a couple of passes up and down the hill at about 50km/h then decided to give it a

Safari Elevate all the cars.

This deflated rather quickly.

...an impressive portfolio of exclusive collector cars that cannot be duplicated.

...yeah... I’ve done some stupid things in desperation as well. Like hauling a rather large 5-drawer filing cabinet atop a 2007 Mazda3 sedan. And not just any filing cabinet, but one of those solid metal dealies you’d find a million of in an insurance office from the 80s.

In all fairness, I did have a roof basket on

There’s a white one in London, Ontario. I’ve driven by it on a few occasions and I smile every time. Also have seen a Silvia here once. 

Just saying, 1994 was Lego at its peak. I was on my way to Toys R Us for my 10th birthday to pick up this bad boy only to find out they were sold out. My heart was crushed, and there will always be a spot for that set.

I did however, get this truck instead and had a ton of fun building it, so it wasn’t a completely

I’m looking forward to the new Porsche Abcde.

This one produced a hearty chuckle. You sure beat me to the punch.

As a former 2011 Mazda2 driver (I know, a 7-year-old car), I can confirm this. Hence the need to fit a set of Hella500s to the front. Much better. Sold the car, kept the lights. Gonna fit them to the Mazda5 someday (which also has sucky headlights).