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anthony-a-verde

Brake lights I can understand, but.. gas tank light? Unacceptable.

Amen! I remember reaching out to Veilside to see if they had a kit in the works for a 2002 Mazda Protege5. I don’t believe they ever got back to me.

But you gotta take Lego’s ability to appreciate in value over the years — I’d say in 5 years this will be worth Chirons — assuming all stickers are included and no pieces are yellowed and missing. I’ll keep an eye out on eBay.

...this all does depend on the color of said person-sauce:
Red? Maybe.
White? Nope.
Green? Sure it was a person?
Blue? Everything blue is delicious.

“Children, cover your ears. Mr. Policeman is having a grumpy day because Mustang.”

I know there’s a pun in there somewhere... Talk about being in Jeep water. Looks like they couldn’t Dodge this one.

...I expect the comment section to be flooded with puns soon. Don’t let me down!

Designo? In dees eyes — no. CP.

GRMN? Looks JPNS to me.

So disappointing: all those rear-quarter shots and not one single dent.

Sounds like you... jumped the gun.

I bet my left lung (not a smoker) it’ll come back as a crossover.

Gotta hand it to him — being armed with a broom and escaping this situation alive. This is one video that’ll tickle his funny bone later on down the road.

I snapped a rear shock mount bolt on my Mazda5 from over-tightening after installing new shocks. How to fix/replace bolt: dismantle and remove approximately 40% of the van’s interior and trim panels (this includes the entire third row seat), drill out broken bolt, drop in new weldable bolt , weld it (try not to light

I hate flat Coke.

I’d still blame the Mustang if there was a collision.

This, but running over pandas at the same time.

The Land Rover ‘Lightweight’ ‘Superlegerra’ Was A Military Machine Designed To Be Lifted By Helicopters

There, fixed it.

Very disappointing for an Aston. My childhood bike with cards flapping in the spokes sounded more exciting than this.

Rule #1 of successful rally racing: ditch the co-driver’s instructions.

For all the Canadians out there: this is how you properly observe the Civic Holiday.