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Talk about putting the dent in president.

Scrolled down to see this. Thank you.

Cons to no driver’s side window: dang cold in the winter
Pros to no driver’s side window: drive-thrus are a breeze in the winter when others’ windows are frozen shut

All about practicality here.

Ouch. I wonder if he approaches speed bumps in the supermarket parking lot with the same mentality...

This person genius is onto something! I’ve seen a few cell towers disguised as giant trees to blend in with the surrounding area. Why not do the same to our cars? Imagine a highway during rush hour — instead of thousands of cars filled with impatient, frustrated motorists, it’d simply look like a beautiful,

I don’t know — I wouldn’t be opposed to a set of bridges named Jeff.

The narrator dude sounds like he’s very much in pain trying to get that “R” out at the end.

Guys. Guys!! I found him:

Also! The LFA’s horsepower comes in at 552 — 5 + 5 + 2 = 12.

I rest my/your case.

I believe you’re on to something, Kristen. If you take the L in “Lexus” for example, it’s the 12th number of the alphabet. Figure out the number for the remaining letters in “Lexus LFA” then add/subtract them as such (see diagram below), the results speak volumes. Coincidence? I think not.

Tesla Model S tires, bro.

Because I’m a wagon kind of guy who’s 80 years old at heart:

I want to be there when they put that top back up during a spontaneous rainstorm.

As a Mazda owner, I was really rooting for that yellow Mazda 3 at the 1:43 mark. *sigh* I suppose the Supra will suffice.

We owned a 2007 Mazda 3 sedan that had an aftermarket keyless entry system installed by the previous owner. With most cars, pushing the lock button twice would result in a chirp of the horn and a single flash of the hazards. Our 3, however, didn’t chirp the horn, but instead flashed the hazards 13 times.

Oh, and the

This surely would’ve prevented a lot of heartache in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.