Honestly, I don’t get the ad. Grapefruit? Why? Because it kinda, sorta, maybe looks like a vulva? Because it’s juicy?

“I don’t teach kids to do that, to poke people in the eye,” Adams said. “I don’t accept it or tolerate it.”

Emotional expectations for men are created by men. Emotional expectations for women are also created by men. Feminists are working on this, but if you want to see change, women aren’t the people you need to snark at.

They do, well spotted. I wouldn’t say this is nonsense at all. This is what feminism is trying to help. Since emotions are seen as “girly” and “unmasculine”, men suffer. If we break down this gender divide and let boys know it’s okay to feel things then that would be awesome.

Beautiful words like these should never have to be written in the first place.

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

Third party candidates fuck everything up. I sincerely want them to succeed, but it’s like boycotting McDonald’s for Chik-Fil-A or Chipotle and thinking you're an activist.

Well, she’s not famous for being smart.

But baby it’s less rapey outside.

I don’t understand Stacey Dash’s tweet and it also seems pointless not to name the hotel.

Meanwhile, there some idiot out there starting a viral campaign against Starbucks to “defend Christianity” From the horror of having to drink a mocha in a plain red cup. Wouldn’t it be nice if more people spent their energy helping out their fellow man? Guess that's a pipe dream.

Wait, you sayin' my members only jacket is out of style?

You were THERE, man!

He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

No idea what they actually DO, but their service is listed as “non-sergical” (sic).

I don’t have the joules but occasionally I do get the erg

Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.

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