Thought he was 9 and a half.

Don't be duped by fake MizJenkins.

so why don't you go fight them, christian justice warrior

Marlo Thomas and friends have been trying to set us free (to be, you and me) for over 40 years.

Nah…Finnegan’s Wake.

MEET ME IN TEMECULA BRO

Yeah you did- you could wear your Members Only jacket with it in the summer, and your wool lined Levi’s jacket with it in the winter. And your Japanese rising sun headband? Anytime, anywhere.

I want to know more about the heirs before I pass judgment. Maybe they’re assholes, and mee-maw knew it. Old people are wise (when they’re not voting for wackos).

It’s the most thoughtful, calm and delicate pudding ring a retired neurosurgeon could possibly sport.

Pretty brave how he’s got her back. I mean, she’s perfectly capable of holding her own, but at least pretend to run after him with her instead of just sitting there, picking out the last bits of meat of the Mongolian beef while she confronts god only knows who.

And? Now that you know this, you will _________?

Well there you go, the anecdote as proof. Works for me.

Maybe we live within the adjective economy, as it’s being redefined every cycle. And rightfully(anxiously!) so.

Good for her- may this resume lead to gainful employment in our mystical new economy.

Whatever makes Gwen happy is good, she deserves it. Too bad it’s that guy, but whatever.

RE: UPDATE STOP STATE BLAMES FED STOP NUREMBERG DEFENSE CITED FULL STOP

Thank Christ for the Satanists, keeping it fun.

Fingers crossed it’s the deepest sarcasm.