Thou shalt count to three hundred. No more. No less. Three hundred shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three hundred. Four hundred shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two hundred, excepting that thou then proceed to three hundred. Five hundred is right out. Once the…

Did you have a kid in your school that was on the lower IQ side of the bell curve that grew increasingly frustrated with everyone else’s progress and sought satisfaction is crapping all over everything? This is that troll years later with the biggest truck he could get so he could show the world he has become a real…

“Also the rear glass is very sloped, not upright like a practicality-oriented old Volvo or something. It’s more like this car has an extra big trunk than anything else.”

Going down the list:

That’s very kind of you, but I suspect they have plenty of brakes.

This is an unreasonable take.

Some say the headlights remind them of the Boxster. Other say it reminds them of one of the greatest 911's ever made and raced.

Starting with the Cheyenne...

You’re right. I think 997 prices have come down over the past few months. My concern with the 997 is the same as with any non-Turbo/GT3 996: the IMS. I agree with you that the 997 is more desireable than the 996. But dollar for dollar, the decision becomes more difficult when you compare a 996TT vs. a 997 C2/S. Mezger…

I got my speed yellow 996tt four months ago and to be honest, the wheels, the headlights and the interior have not bothered me one single bit. In fact, I was very much fascinated by the interior. Maybe it’s the smell, the touch or the design...i don’t know what is is but it just feels great ..almost like you jumped…

Yep. 996.1 that came with the truly horrible “fried egg” lights.

Argh...

You’re so right about the wheels. And the 996.2 slightly re-styled, clear headlights don’t bother me at all.

With all the new stuff out on the road, if you accidentally catch a glimpse of a 996, you’d rather divert your attention to graffiti in a tunnel than look at the car.

I really like 996s as well. I don’t get all the hate personally.

996 Turbo is my beloved Porsche generation - due to headlight shape and those wheels.

I have standards.

A buddy of mine bought an automatic Boxter. He started dating a girl who invited him to her family’s beachhouse. Thinking he was the shit, he drove her to the house in his Porsche, only to see 3 911s parked in the driveway, all manual. When he met the girl’s mother, she said, “Oh, you’re the one who drives the pussy…

Yes OK thank you - basically the point is to not spend money on experiences you won’t enjoy.

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.