My Lord, this is a twelve point email for one evening's excursion to a strip club.

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

I got some good-ass friends, and friends with good asses, and sometimes both (see what I did there)

Privilege, you have spoken. Women who are single or POC or lower socio-economic status or between jobs or on welfare or with abusive partners or any combination of the above are all women who think that every time they bring their child to school, or god forbid, the hospital will have their children taken away.

Lactation induction? No thanks...I nursed for 22 months and was happy as heck to be done.

Thank you for your stamp of approval.

TOO PICKY

Advocating for the forced sterilization of women in order to reduce gun deaths? Bold stance.

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

I guess pray for the five year old who will carry this absolutely horrific tragedy with him for the rest of his life.

If only there'd been a good 5 year old with a gun to stop him.

so, mom lied about it being a paintball accident, are we sure she's not Lyon about the five year old being the one who pulled the trigger?

They're college students. So if you have booze and/or ramen.

This guy takes celebrity dolls and repaints the faces so that they actually resemble them.

"hey, kids! Don't pay attention to THOSE beauty standarss! Pay attention to THESE beauty standards instead! Don't dress like a slut; you'll be prettier if you dress like a Mormon!

No but having almond shaped eyes and fuller lips are more often seen on non white people. Take the make up off don't change the shape (and even eye color of the one) of the dolls eyes and lips.

Then why didn't she just take the make up off the dolls instead of changing the size and shape of their eyes and lips?

And all of their almond shaped eyes have been rounded, another "problem" my niece has. The first one even got her brown eyes turned blue.

The ones on the left look like porn stars, the ones on the right have the faraway look of a person who is dead inside. The ones on the right look more likely to murder me in my sleep.

Really cute! There's no way their brows would ever grow in that full again though...