teach the children.

the defendant: beck

claimed, sure, but do you know how many have succeeded? avoiding liability for violation of malum in se laws is surprising, even to me.

sorry to reply two weeks late, but if anything, not harsh enough. if this girl really wants to call herself a dworkin feminist (which she did, right?) then that gets taken to its full conclusion which is, as you rightly pointed out, that the dancers are slaves and she is going to have a *sUpeR FUn* slave-patronizing…

dating his lawyers daughter? i just drowned in my own puke.

ponies, you are a boss.

girl, bye.

oh my god sick burn.

not to sound thirsty, but oh my god emma. you are so fucking cool.

in case anybody's wondering (which you're not) my mormon mom and i watched the press conference live this morning and then cried at her kitchen table because we were so mad. she wondered, "just once could they tell people to love each other without adding 'but' to the end of the sentence?"

are you trying to be cute right now?

100 pts. for dr. of prance sans pants.

dancers don't want your "big-up" they want your money. dancers don't want you to parade your vagina around like it entitles you to something, they want your money. dancers don't want your 60 raggedy-ass friends dressed all matchy-matchy in black with gold accents, they want your moneyyyyyyyyy$$$$$ and for this girl to…

when i lived in brooklyn, several (3-5) times a month. where i live now, not at all, since the young-folks-sleeping-around appears to happen almost exclusively on okcupid.

any time! i can vouch for or against an obnoxious number of craigslist frequent fliers.

it's usually playing with the breasts/nipples with your hands and mouth. some dudes just like to suck for a long time, getting off on the idea that they could induce lactation or are playing the part of a nursing infant. google ANR if you want to know more.

consistently, for like six years. a very useful tool for the single girl.

it was pretty much my go-to way to get laid on the fly for the last 6 or so years i lived in new york. had some dud experiences but never felt unsafe and met a few longish term sex friends that way. if you don't dig trying to pick people up in bars, or are worried about rejection, it's a good way to go because…

i posted elsewhere, but i'm actually pretty sure i've hooked up with that guy and he's just really, REALLY into tits. also really handsome in a scrawny orphan type way and has really good taste in music. i realize how weird i sound vouching for him but i had a srsly good time...

if the 32 year old off the L seeking breast play is who i think he is, i highly recommend spending the storm with him. he's got a cute cat, great music collection, and is extremely good at what he does. if i hadn't left new york, i'd definitely be hitting him up right now.