King david from the bible was gay, and he was gay as he was chosen as God's truly loved king of israel.

Jesus was always fucking with people at their funerals. He would act all nice and merciful to your face and if you died He would ask to speak at your funeral like He really cared about you. Then He would get up to the podium and just roast the shit out of you with a bunch of racist, homophobic slurs too vile to type.…

Thanks for the addition:

He could head down to the pawn shop and see how much they'll give him for his sense of shame, since he's not using it.

You wanna cry? No one's stopping you.

Good - I'm thirsty for MRA tears

DO NOT QUESTION MY FEMINIST MATH SIR OR MADAM

I want to agree with you but in all honesty, I'm gonna be this guy:

You can count on that, booboo

You don't get to tell people of color not to talk about something they've identified as a racist issue. You just don't. Racism is for us to criticize, and for you to knock the fuck off before we use that white sheet of yours for a blanket party.

Racism is rude.

The problem is, you don't know which of the crazy ranters will stab out your eyes with a shrimp fork.

hot take: fuck this guy

you should. Why ya gotta make things so complicated?

Except Amanda Bynes is a Nickelodeon product.

exactly what I wanted to write. mark either brings the cutest funniest most adorable videos or THE MOST FRIGHTENING TERRIFYING STORIES EVER 😹

There is also, truly, no justification for Facebook posts this long. Ever. Everrrrrrr.

Shut your fuckin' face!! I backpacked that trail with a couple of friends a few years ago and and found pictures of me and my tent-mate sleeping on my phone. I asked the others if they took it, but everyone said it wasn't them. It happened again a few nights later. No one admitted it, but I wasn't surprised because I…